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Hit by a farm : how I learned to stop worrying and love the barn
Friend, Catherine.
Adult Nonfiction S521.5.M6 F75 2006
Friend, Catherine.
Adult Nonfiction S521.5.M6 F75 2006
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| Contents | Page |
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| Part 1 - Romancing the farm | p. 1 |
| Touching Testicles | p. 3 |
| Hooked on Romance | p. 7 |
| Goodbye, City Life | p. 12 |
| Baby on Our Doorstep | p. 18 |
| Wild Hairs | p. 23 |
| Even My Bra Was More Supportive | p. 30 |
| A Paper Farm | p. 34 |
| Shepherds at Last | p. 42 |
| Wild Woolies | p. 46 |
| Can't Fit into My Grandma's Genes | p. 51 |
| Chicken Run | p. 54 |
| Menage a Trois | p. 58 |
| A Grape Disaster | p. 60 |
| Read the Directions, Dummy | p. 64 |
| A Shocking Story | p. 68 |
| To Market, to Market | p. 72 |
| Oops | p. 76 |
| Finding Our Way in the Dark | p. 82 |
| Chicken Sex | p. 86 |
| At Long Last, Sheep Sex | p. 88 |
| Part 2 - Hit by a farm | p. 95 |
| What Could Possibly Go Wrong? | p. 97 |
| Dancing with Goats in the Moonlight | p. 101 |
| Time to Take It Off (The Wool, That Is) | p. 103 |
| In the Bedroom | p. 108 |
| Ready or Not, Here They Come | p. 111 |
| The First Bad Day | p. 115 |
| Ear Tags and Little Rubber Bands | p. 117 |
| Another Bad Day, but Who's Counting? | p. 120 |
| Searching for Placenta by Moonlight | p. 125 |
| High Anxiety | p. 128 |
| Having Fun Yet? | p. 132 |
| Lying through My Teeth | p. 137 |
| Serge and Sonny | p. 141 |
| Let's Just Forget This Ever Happened | p. 145 |
| Meeting My Meat | p. 148 |
| Sexing Brenda | p. 154 |
| Lambing: The Dreaded Sequel | p. 157 |
| The Goat Queen | p. 161 |
| Drowning in Dreams | p. 164 |
| Coyotes and Paper Plates | p. 168 |
| The Sixteen-inch Llama | p. 173 |
| The Only Good Goose Is a Dead Goose | p. 177 |
| If It's in a Book, It Must Be True | p. 181 |
| Mermaid Dreams | p. 185 |
| Ducks and Tattoos | p. 189 |
| Small Losses | p. 192 |
| Lesbians and Straight Lines | p. 195 |
| Nature's Sentimental Journey | p. 198 |
| Part 3 - The tattoo of transformation, sort of... | p. 203 |
| More Loss | p. 205 |
| Shadowboxing | p. 213 |
| I Build a Fence | p. 217 |
| Ruby Jumps Over the Fence | p. 223 |
| Back in the Saddle Again | p. 228 |
| Epilogue: Still Crazy After All These Years | p. 234 |
| Acknowledgments | p. 239 |
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