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Moore, Michael
Adult Nonfiction E885.M66 1996
Moore, Michael
Adult Nonfiction E885.M66 1996
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| Contents | Page |
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| Preface - A Word of Caution About This Book | p. 1 |
| The Etiquette of Downsizing | p. 6 |
| Chapter 1 - Let's All Hop in a Ryder Truck | p. 8 |
| Chapter 2 - Would Pat Buchanan Take a Check from Satan? | p. 22 |
| Chapter 3 - "Don't Vote--It Only Encourages Them" | p. 27 |
| Chapter 4 - Democrat? Republican? Can You Tell the Difference? | p. 32 |
| Chapter 5 - Not on the Mayflower? Then Leave! | p. 40 |
| Chapter 6 - Big Welfare Mamas | p. 50 |
| Chapter 7 - Let's Dump on Orange County | p. 64 |
| Chapter 8 - How to Conduct the Rodney King Commemorative Riot | p. 70 |
| Chapter 9 - Pagan Babies | p. 76 |
| Chapter 10 - Germany Still Hasn't Paid for Its Sins--and I Intend to Collect | p. 85 |
| Chapter 11 - So You Want to Kill the President! | p. 92 |
| Chapter 12 - Show Trials I'd Like to See | p. 104 |
| Chapter 13 - If Clinton Had Balls | p. 107 |
| Chapter 14 - Steve Forbes Was an Alien | p. 114 |
| Chapter 15 - Corporate Crooks Trading Cards | p. 119 |
| Chapter 16 - Why Are Union Leaders So F#!@ing Stupid? | p. 139 |
| Chapter 17 - Balance the Budget? Balance My Checkbook! | p. 149 |
| Chapter 18 - Mike's Penal Systems, Inc. | p. 153 |
| Chapter 19 - Mandate? What Mandate? | p. 161 |
| Chapter 20 - My Forbidden Love for Hillary | p. 167 |
| Chapter 21 - A Sperm's Right to Life | p. 176 |
| Chapter 22 - Let's Pick a New Enemy! | p. 184 |
| Chapter 23 - Those Keystone Cubans | p. 191 |
| Chapter 24 - What America Needs Is a Makeover | p. 200 |
| Chapter 25 - O.J. Is Innocent | p. 207 |
| Chapter 26 - O.J. Is Guilty | p. 227 |
| Chapter 27 - The "Liddy Problem" | p. 232 |
| Chapter 28 - I Try to Commit Bob Dornan | p. 236 |
| Chapter 29 - Skip the Candidates--Vote for the Lobbyists! | p. 247 |
| Chapter 30 - Harassing Gays for Extra Credit | p. 256 |
| Chapter 31 - Take That Pen Out of Bob Dole's Hand | p. 260 |
| Chapter 32 - Free Us, Nelson Mandela! | p. 268 |
| Chapter 33 - NAFTA's Great! Let's Move Washington to Tijuana! | p. 275 |
| Chapter 34 - Why Doesn't GM Sell Crack? | p. 282 |
| Chapter 35 - I Want My Tax Break or I'm Leaving | p. 288 |
| Chapter 36 - Ten Ways to Downsize The Boss | p. 292 |
| Chapter 37 - Mike's Militia | p. 296 |
| Everyone Fired ... Wall Street Reacts Favorably | p. 307 |
| Epilogue - This Just In | p. 309 |
| Acknowledgments | p. 312 |
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