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Better than chocolate
Roberts, Sheila
Adult Romance ROBERTS

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Samantha Sterling sat next to her mother in the first pew of Icicle Falls Community Church and fought back the urge to jump up, run to the front of the sanctuary, grab her stepfather, Waldo, by the neck and throttle him
She didn't, for two reasons
One, a girl didn't do things like that in church
Still, she could have overcome her reservations if not for the second reason-God had already taken Waldo out
Waldo was as dead as roadkill on Highway 2
In addition to a daughter from his first marriage, he'd left behind his grieving wife, Muriel, his three stepdaughters, Samantha, Cecily and Bailey, and the family business, which was nearly as dead as Waldo
Sweet Dreams Chocolates had been healthy when Samantha's father was alive
The company had been started by her great-grandmother Rose and had slowly but steadily grown under his leadership-one big, happy family to mirror the happy family who were living off its profits
All three sisters had spent their summers working at Sweet Dreams
All three had it drummed into them from an early age that this business was the source of both the family's income and honor (not to mention chocolate)
But it was Samantha who had fallen in love with it
Of the three girls, she was the one who'd stayed and she was the heir apparent
But then her father had died and everything came to a halt
Samantha lost the man she and her sisters idolized, and her mother lost her way
Muriel left it to Samantha and the bookkeeper, Lizzy, to keep the company running on autopilot while first she mourned and then later searched for a new husband
Enter Waldo Wittman, a tall, gray-haired widower recently retired, encouraged to do so by his company, which was downsizing. (Now, looking back, Samantha suspected there were other reasons Waldo had been turned loose.) He'd wanted to get away from the rat race, or so he'd said
With its mountain views, its proximity to eastern Washington wine country, its small-town friendliness and its attractive widow, Waldo decided Icicle Falls would fit the bill
And Muriel decided the same about Waldo
So, after a year and a half of widowhood, she got a new man
And now there he was, at the front of the church, stretched out in his favorite-expensive!-gray suit
Sweet, beloved WaldoĆ the money-eater
Oh, Waldo, how could everything have gone so wrong so fast?
It was early January, the beginning of a new year
And what a nightmare year it was promising to be, all because Mom had made her new husband president of their family-owned business
She'd left Samantha as VP in charge of marketing; much good that had done
Now Samantha was VP in charge of disaster and she could hardly sit still thinking of the mess waiting for her back at the office
"You're fidgeting," whispered her sister Cecily, who was sitting next to her
Fidgeting at a funeral probably wasn't polite but it was an improvement over standing up, pulling out her hair and shrieking like a madwoman
Why, oh, why hadn't Mom and Dad done what needed to be done to make sure that if something happened to Dad the business passed into competent hands?
Then Mom could have skipped happily off into newly-wed bliss, no harm no foul
None of them had expected her to remain alone forever
She was only in her fifties when Dad died and she didn't function well alone
When Waldo arrived on the scene she came back to life, and Samantha had been happy for her
He was fun and charming, and she and her sisters gave him a hearty thumbs-up
Why not?
He'd brought back Mom's smile
At first everyone got along well
Like Samantha, he'd been a shutterbug and they'd enjoyed talking photography
Her favorite joke when she'd stop by the house to talk business with Mom (or try, anyway) was to ask, "Where's Waldo?"
But once Mom dropped him on the company like a bomb, Samantha didn't have to ask
She knew where Waldo was
He was at the office, in over his head and making her crazy
She ground her teeth as she mentally tallied how much money he'd squandered: new business cards with his name on them, new stationery, new equipment they hadn't needed, a fancy phone system they couldn't afford that a slick-tongued sales rep had talked him into buying
How could a businessman be so bad at business? Of course he'd convinced both himself and Mom that every purchase was necessary, and Samantha hadn't had the veto power to stop him
That had been just the beginning
Six months ago their profits sank and they started having trouble paying their suppliers
Waldo cut back on production, which then affected their ability to fill orders, and Lizzy, their bookkeeper, began looking as if she'd been invited to dinner with the grim reaper
"We're behind on our IRS quarterlies," she'd informed Samantha
"And that's not all"
She showed Samantha expenditures on the company credit card that made no sense
A gun
Ammunition
Cases and cases of bottled water, enough to keep the whole town hydrated
Waldo was a financial locust, devouring the company
Where's Waldo? Busy dumping their lives in the toilet
Flush, flush, flush! She could have happily stuffed his head in a toilet and-
"And I believe that if Waldo could speak to us now he'd say, 'Thank God for a life well-lived,'" Pastor Jim said
Her mother let out a sob and Samantha felt a pang of guilt
She should be crying, too
She'd liked Waldo
He'd been a man with a big heart and a big appetite for life
"We know he'll be missed," Pastor Jim was saying, and Cecily laid a comforting hand on Mom's arm
That, of course, gave Mom permission to start crying in earnest
"Poor Mom," whispered Bailey, who was sitting on the other side of Samantha
"First Dad and now Waldo"
Losing two husbands-talk about a double whammy
Mom had not only loved both her husbands, she'd loved being married
She had no head for business (which probably explained why Grandpa had been perfectly happy to let Dad run Sweet Dreams), but she had a gift for relationships
She'd even had a couple of relationship books published with a small publisher and before Waldo died she'd been about to start on a new book, Secrets of a Happy Remarriage
Samantha hoped that now Mom would turn her attention to learning how to have a happy life-with no marriage
At least, no marriage until they could get the business off the critical-care list and Samantha was put officially in charge
The sooner, the better
Her first order of business would be to rehire Lizzy, who Waldo had fired in a misbegotten attempt to economize
She only hoped Lizzy would come back and help her sort through this mess
She heaved a sigh
Here her mother was grieving and all she could think about was saving the family business
What was wrong with her? Did she have a calculator for a heart?
"Now I'd like to give the rest of you a chance to say something about Waldo," Pastor Jim said
He made me nuts probably wouldn't cut it
Saman-tha stayed seated
Lots of other people were happy to oblige, though
"He was the most generous man I ever met," said Maria Gomez, his regular waitress at Zelda's
"He gave me two hundred dollars to get my car fixed. Just like that. Said not to worry about paying him back"
Samantha pressed her lips firmly together and envisioned hundred-dollar bills with wings flying away, circling ever upward and off toward Sleeping Lady Mountain
You do have a calculator for a heart
People were talking about how nice Waldo had been, and all she could think about was money
She was a terrible person, a terrible, terrible person
She hadn't always been like that, had she? A tear slipped from a corner of her eye
Ed York, owner of D'Vine Wines, stood
"I can still remember sitting with Waldo out on his deck, looking at the mountains, sharing a bottle of wine, and him saying, 'You know, Ed, it doesn't get any better than this.'
That Waldo, he sure knew how to enjoy life"
While everyone around him was pulling out their hair
"He was a dear soul," old Mrs. Nilsen said
"Last month he stopped in the freezing cold to change my tire when I had a flat on Highway 2"
On and on went the praise
Good, old, wonderful Waldo
Everyone here would miss him-except his rotten, ungrateful, Scrooge-in-drag, calculator-for-a-heart stepdaughter
She was pathetic
Another tear sneaked out of her eye and trickled down her cheek
Pastor Jim finally called a halt to the festivities and the party made its way under cloudy skies to Festival Hall, where everyone could mingle, sing Waldo's praises further and devour cold cuts and potato salad
Inside, the three sisters smiled and commiserated
Waldo's brother and his daughter, Wanda, had flown in from the East Coast
Taking in the woman's red eyes as she approached, Samantha managed to find empathy in the swirl of guilt and resentment and frustration she was experiencing
"I'm sorry we're having to see each other again in such sad circumstances," Wanda said
"So are we," Cecily told her
"I'm sorry for your loss," Samantha added
And she was
She knew how horrible it was to lose a father and she wouldn't wish that on her worst enemy
Wanda dabbed at her eyes with a soggy tissue
"I can't believe he's gone. He was the best father. And he was always so positive, so upbeat"
So clueless
"I wish we could turn back the clock," Samantha said
Wanda sniffed and nodded
"You were all so good to him"
Samantha couldn't think of anything to say to that
She hardly wanted to confess that during the past few months she'd been anything but good
Cecily stepped into the gap
"He was a nice man"
True
He was just a bad businessman
"He sure loved Muriel," Wanda said
"He was so lonely after Mother died. Muriel gave him a new lease on life"
"And I don't know what her life would've been like without him," Samantha said
"I think Muriel would like to hear that, Wanda," murmured Waldo's brother, Walter, as he led their longdistance stepsister away
"I need a drink," Samantha said
"Great idea," Bailey agreed, and they all drifted over to the punch bowl
Samantha really wasn't much of a drinker, but a good stiff belt sure seemed to help a lot of movie characters through stressful moments and right about now she was willing to give it a try
"I wish this was spiked," she muttered
Bailey looked across the room at their mother
"I feel so bad for Mom"
Muriel Sterling-Wittman sat on a folding chair framed by the weak winter light coming through the window behind her, a beautiful tragic figure starting the new year alone
Her basic black dress discreetly draped her Betty Boop curves and her hair was still the same shiny chestnut it had been when Samantha was a girl, courtesy of the geniuses at Sleeping Lady Salon
The green eyes Waldo once raved about were bloodshot from crying but still looked lovely thanks to lashes thick with waterproof mascara
Half the men in the room were hovering around with tissues in case she found herself in need
"Well, at least we won't have to worry about her being lonely," Bailey said
She was the spitting image of their mother and the most like her, as well-sweet, positive and naive
Cecily gave a cynical snort
"Much good any of those men will do her. They're all married"
"Not Ed," Bailey pointed out
"He's got the hots for Pat over at the bookstore," Sa-mantha said, and mentally added, Thank God
"Arnie's not married," Bailey said
"Neither is Mayor Stone. Or Waldo's brother. Wouldn't it be sweet if-"
Samantha cut her off
"Let's not even put that thought out in the universe"
All they needed was another man coming along and convincing Mom that the third time would be the charm
"Look at them. Waldo's barely gone and they're already circling around her like some old-guy version of The Bachelor"
Cecily shook her head
"Men"
"You know, for a matchmaker you sure have a sucky attitude," Bailey observed
"Where do you think I got it?"
Cecily retorted
"How do you manage to stay in business?"
Bailey asked in disgust
"By staying superficial"
Cecily gave them a wicked grin
Cecily was the only blonde in the family and she was the prettiest of them all with perfect features and the longest legs
Samantha had been cute with her red hair and freckles, but it was Cecily the boys drooled over
Still, in spite of her good looks, Cupid had never been kind to her
So far she'd gone through two fiances
Samantha didn't understand how Cecily could make money matching up beautiful people in L.A. but couldn't seem to get it right when it came to her own love life
Like you're doing so well?
Touche, she told her snarky self
"You're enough to make a woman give up on love," Bailey muttered as she nodded and smiled politely at old Mr. Nilsen, who was ogling her from the other side of the hall
"That would be the smart thing to do," Cecily said
"Well, I don't think Mom's ready to give up on love
Maybe you could match her up with someone," Bailey suggested
"No!"
Several people turned to stare and Samantha downed a slug of punch in an effort to put out the fire in her cheeks
What was wrong with her? Could a woman suddenly get Tourette's at thirty?
The wicked in Cecily's grin kicked up a notch
"I know what you mean. No one will ever be able to replace Waldo"
"I liked Waldo, I really did," Samantha said
"But no more men. I've got enough to deal with already"
"Gosh, Sammy"
Bailey frowned at her
Samantha frowned back
"Hey, baby sister, you two get to go back to sunny California and match up lonely millionaires and cater events for starlets. I'm the one stuck with the fallout here"
Cecily sobered
"I'm sorry. You're right. We're leaving you with a mess. You've got the business to sort out, plus Mom's affairs"
"Except if anyone can do it, you can, Sammy," Bailey said, linking arms with her
Samantha sighed
As the oldest it was her job to be the rock everyone leaned on-although right now she didn't feel like a rock
She felt like a pebble on a beach about to be swept away by a tsunami
And her own mother had been the one to unwittingly drop her there
She and Muriel loved each other dearly, but they often disagreed
And before Waldo died they'd disagreed a lot, especially when Samantha tried to get her mother to talk sense into him
"He's not feeling well," Mom kept saying, but when pressed for details she'd remained vague
Maybe the poor guy's heart had been acting up all along
Maybe he'd been so worried about his bad health he hadn't been able to concentrate and that was why he'd made such poor decisions
Except that didn't explain his odd purchases
Or the answers he'd given her when she asked about them.


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